Kites and Wal Mart evacuations
Hino is down and I hope is doing well. We went and got some kites yesterday or so and flew them today. He got a box kite that seemed to do fairly well, aside from being maddly in love with the big elm tree in my yard. Hey, it only got stuck in it twice.. but he kept managing to get it back free again. My kite looked like a fighter jet, but flew like a pointy rock. Just when I thought I was doing well ZOOM-KAWHUMP! No-first into the dirt. It was great.. The neighbors just sort of stared at us the whole time. I think they were jealouse.
Also, miniature golf should be added as a olympic event. We went and played and immediattly decided that Tuesdays will be mini-golf day from now one. Unlimited mini-golf for 10 bucks. Last time we played, we played three games. I’m pretty sure Hino won the first one, but I deffinantly won the second two because we acctually kept score on them. We’ve also decided on taking our own golfballs. We got some white ones and some chroms paint, so we’re gonna take cheom plated golf balls to the puff puff Tuesday and see what people say. It’ll be durying the day too, so with any luck someone will get blinded. I really need to remember to start taking my digital camera with us when we go places because something funny allmost allways happens.
WALMART! We got evacuated from the Wal Mart! We were standing there, checking out and all of the sudden people started running in circles. Well, we firured, hey, shift change. So we stood there for a moment as EVERYONE ran around us.. then the guy finally came over the speakers saying “Please evacuate the building in a calm orderly fashion.” Well, I’ll let you guess how that turned out. Hino and I are both slow and fat.. but the panicing people behind us were not. So, aside from having the cashier lady run off and leave us standing there confused, she never mentioned the BOMB THREAT OR EVACUATION! And being ran down by all the other paniced shoppers.. it was fun.
We hate New Jersy. Nothing more needs be said about it.